...is PLC High Programmer Knok-U-OUT, who has, so far:

• been "vaporized to seven decimal places".
• had all his blood sucked out of his face and his brain eaten.
• revealed way too many secrets and gotten whacked by his own allies.
• attempted panicked escape to the Outdoors.
• possibly had some of his clones rounded up and destroyed by Vulture troops.
• turned out to have faked his original death and changed his whole point of view.

...is also Pepe the ProxyBot:

• keeper of the Speculative_Ongoing_Subjective_Timeline_of_Events.

• inordinately understanding voice of Pepe's_Advice_Page.

Knok-U-OUT's_Final_Heart-Rending_Letter_to_Friend_Computer

Notes for Dan here...

Good job. One entry on the new clone and I hate yer guts. Consider yer HP marked for death.

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