I went for a ride on the XOR-I/Ent X-Press last nightcycle. Everyone knows that the League_of_Extraordinary_Dadaists built this contraption. What not everyone knows is that the Workers_for_the_Fourth_Intersector_Committee found several access points to it during the construction of the never-finished DOA sector. According to the records I've unearthed, it seems that the Dadaists used it not only to shuttle between their Performance_Art sessions, but also to stockpile various supplies. Theories about what they've got planned range from a massive deployment of Aural_Static_Taste_Enhancer to a Zenith-Class_Magnetron_Collapse. Using the old maps, I was able to pinpoint the hub of this sprawling system. Last nightcycle, I took a ride to see what they had been up to.
What did I find? That would be telling.
What is going to happen? Something wonderful.
PRIORITY ONE INTERRUPT
From: Friend Computer To: Kill-U-DED-4 Re: Having a party! Kill-U, will you please report to interrogation room 37 in BRN sector Internal Security Headquarters? They're having a party, and you're invited! There will be lots of Wobbly Fun and Vanilla-Prune CakeLike for everyone. Don't be late!