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I went for a ride on the XOR-I/Ent X-Press last nightcycle. Everyone knows that the League_of_Extraordinary_Dadaists built this contraption. What not everyone knows is that the Workers_for_the_Fourth_Intersector_Committee found several access points to it during the construction of the never-finished DOA sector. According to the records I've unearthed, it seems that the Dadaists used it not only to shuttle between their Performance_Art sessions, but also to stockpile various supplies. Theories about what they've got planned range from a massive deployment of Aural_Static_Taste_Enhancer to a Zenith-Class_Magnetron_Collapse. Using the old maps, I was able to pinpoint the hub of this sprawling system. Last nightcycle, I took a ride to see what they had been up to.

What did I find? That would be telling.

What is going to happen? Something wonderful.



From: Friend Computer
To: Kill-U-DED-4
Re: Having a party!

Kill-U, will you please report to interrogation room 37 in BRN sector Internal
Security Headquarters?  They're having a party, and you're invited!  There will
be lots of Wobbly Fun and Vanilla-Prune CakeLike for everyone.  Don't be late!


Refs: Aural_Static_Taste_Enhancer, League_of_Extraordinary_Dadaists, Performance_Art, Workers_for_the_Fourth_Intersector_Committee, Zenith-Class_Magnetron_Collapse


2013-06-13 14:00