WMD (Warriors of Masked Dentistry)
These are just a myth. They have always been a myth. How did they end up in this report? There never were any WMD's or even any good evidence thereof!
We've finally cracked open some of Flo-U-RID-3's locked files, and it seems that Watt-U may have been on to something - the WMD did, in fact, exist. Much like the Men_in_Infrared, they concealed themselves amidst the ruck and run of INFRARED_Citizens, emerging only to combat dental disasters, then fading back into obscurity. But they were disbanded thirteen yearcycles ago, in the wake of the nuclear dumping incident at Root Canal. There's no sign that they continue to exist in any meaningful sense.