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I think I've cracked it: SmileTime_Mood_Enhancement_Serum_(with_Tartar_Control) is the key. It turns out that COLgate_BioTech holds a majority interest in OmniPipeTechServ. This is apparently what someone didn't want me to find out from the company's records, but I've pieced it together anyway. There's no way that filling my office with Sea_Water is going to deter me. Regardless, I'm now convinced that the whole fiasco with Bile_Suppressant and Toothpasty_Supplement_#5 was a an elaborate ruse to encourage the use of SmileTime_Mood_Enhancement_Serum_(with_Tartar_Control). With the viability of both a major Anger_Management tool and a Tooth_Decay preventative called into question, COLgate_BioTech was quickly able to corner the market. This insidious substance was secretly being used to create subversive thoughts in loyal citizens' brains. Can the explosion of Performance_Art in the period just after the product's introduction be mere coincidence? I think not.


Refs: Bile_Suppressant, COLgate_BioTech, Performance_Art, Toothpasty_Supplement_#5

Oh, so COLgate BioTech purposely sabotaged its own product to corner the market with another one? And ended up destroying most of their offices in the process? It all makes perfect sense! You're a friggin' genius!

-- Drake-U-LAH-4

And for the record, it was Toothpasty Supplement #6, not #5. I hope you show more precision with your TacNukes than you do with the facts.

-- Jan-U-ARY-31


2013-06-13 14:00