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Simply Excellent Attitude Water

As the name implies, Simply Excellent Attitude Water is a potent medication for clones with less than satisfactory temperament. MAD_Sector R&D discovered that this brownish green substance, when mixed with just the right portion of Bile_Suppressant, not only improves the imbibing clone's demeanor, but actually disables his brain's ability to experience the emotion of discomfort or dislike of anything, in any way. It is the only thing known capable of completely eradicating Viral_Thought_Patterns.

When consumed without the Bile_Suppressant, it is only a potent Joyometer Booster for several hours, followed by approximately one to fifty-two hours of uncontrollable vomiting. This can be prevented if the SEA Water is chilled well below clone temperature (sometimes as low as 1.89 degrees above absolute system halt).

As Jan-U-ARY-28 discovered so long ago, SEA Water can in some cases stop Molecular_Dissolution_Reactions. But he fails to mention that it will only stop the original reaction for a while. The cavity creep it 'prevents' actually still occurs two cycles later. I don't recommend it's use for that purpose. But I do recommend it for attitude adjustment.

SEA Water is a delightful and fun beverage for the coolest, most popular clones of the complex. Try one today!

-- Toothy-U-NIX-4

Refs: MAD_Sector, Bile_Suppressant, Viral_Thought_Patterns, Molecular_Dissolution_Reactions

Yes, thank you for that advertiesment disguised as report material. Now please try to stay focused, and stop wasting time.

-- Screwz-U-BAD-3

Like me, Jan-U-ARY-28 was a she. Clones don't just switch genders between incarnations. What is it with you people?

-- Jan-U-ARY-31

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2013-06-13 14:00