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A1 con2spicuous3ly potent5 cleaning fluid de13veloped by COLgate_BioTech and used6 to remove particul9arly stubborn stains10, both organic8 and artificial11.

-- Costin-U-MOR-8

Refs: Algae, Best_Good_Happy_Sector_Hour, Beta-Toxsystene, ChemiLuminoOxygrin, COL_gate_incident, COLgate_BioTech, Incident_Terminology_Categorical_Hierarchy, Omega-Hybrizine, Ultimabrite_Cleansing, Yogurty_Overflow_Response_Tests


According to the design specifications, RhinoKleen was intended to be a facial tissue impregnated with a mild nasal cleanser.

-- Jan-U-ARY-31

A clarification: while it may have seemed otherwise on a strictly local scale, the Yogurty_Overflow_Response_Tests weren't simulating an Apocalypse, as defined in the Incident_Terminology_Categorical_Hierarchy - nor even a Disaster. I believe it would be termed an Equipment Malfunction (Minor), though I'm not the final judge of such things. Regardless - it was not quite so disastrous as an actual Reactor Meltdown.

The confusion probably arises because the proper Protocols and Procedures in the Yogurty Tests are one of many standardized sub-Procedures used in the event of a full-blown Apocalypse.

PS: In the future, please limit your footnote usage to conform with Publication 772-M5. Yes, I know, you're ULTRAVIOLET, and not required to conform. Please do so anyhow.

-- Err-U-DYT-9

Y'know, a few creds in d'right place an' we could probably make Costin-U's leg conform t' d'side'a his head.

-- Knok-U-OUT-7

If I tossed in a few extra, could you make him speak funny as well?

-- Drake-U-LAH-2


2013-06-13 14:00