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It's what's for eveningmealcycle. Algae is the main staple of dietary supplement in Alpha Complex. It is grown in huge Vats, and is cultivated by masses of INFRARED citizens. They are happy to serve their Complex.

Since BAD Sector has the second largest Algae Vat in all of Alpha Complex, it is very important that production remain at the current levels, as BAD Sector exports 85% of its AlgaePro (TM) across Alpha. When I (Screwz-U) received a communique that the shipment of Toothpasty_Supplement_#5 was going to be delayed, I knew it would be trouble. I just had no idea how much this treason would affect my Sector.

After making a few inquiries and terminating a few traitors (sometimes both at the same time to save valuable resources!), I discovered that Brush-U-TTH-32 had signed the order authorizing the shipment. No response as to the cause of the delay.

-- Screwz-U-BAD-3

Refs: Toothpasty_Supplement_#5


Commentary: I profusely apologize for the delay in correspondence, Friend High Programmer Screwz. It would appear that the Toothpasty_Supplement_#5 scheduled to be pumped to your sector has been tampered with by Communist saboteurs using the name Alpha_Complexity. As of now I am aware of the situation and would advise inhabitants of your sector to not, I repeat NOT use the unknown substance that was pumped to BAD Sector last weekcycle. Thank you for your time and cooperation and have a great daycycle!

-- Brush-U-TTH-32

Due to your timely warning, only 1% of the users had to be terminated for use of an illegal substance. The rest were completly rehabilitated!

-- Screwz-U-BAD-3

2013-06-13 13:52