A1 con2spicuous3ly potent5 cleaning fluid de13veloped by COLgate_BioTech and used6 to remove particul9arly stubborn stains10, both organic8 and artificial11.
1 A-category incident drills, few and far between as they are, generally require application of potent chemical cleaners and solvents in their aftermath. The Yogurty_Overflow_Response_Tests were just such an incident, requiring an initial spray of Beta-Toxsystene to break up surface Algae depisits, some 18 gallons of RhinoKleen to rectify stubborn stains, and ample Ultimabrite_Cleansing application for those caught up in the Yogurty outpouring (something of a waste as the majority were executed for treasonous indifference to a simulated apocolypse while in the workplace).
2 Jen-Y-COL was responsible for the development of RhinoKleen, amongst other innovations. At least, Jen-Y-COL is credited with its development while supervising a team at COL Sector R&D12. Jen-I-COL-3, as she is now, associates her rise in status with various sparks of genius, as well as a string of positive reports from various high Clearance supervisors and managers5.
3 The RhinoKleen project was instigated, in part, by a request from DOA Sector Troubleshooter Headquarters who were having trouble removing stubborn stains in their Briefing Waiting Hall4.
4 Nicknamed the Firing Range.
5 Unlike many Alpha Complex products, RhinoKleen is not a multi-purpose product, like Omega-Hybrizine or ChemiLuminoOxygrin. The capacity of the fluid to breakdown stains, smears, tarnishing and napalm-fired organic streaking is such that application to any other purpose was considered grossly harmful, even for INFRARED_Citizens, and counter-productive to the use of the substance as the ultimate cleaner. This decision is unstandable, especially for those who have experienced the hallucinations, short-term amnesia and Computer-approved mild aerobic convulsions brought on by breathing it's fumes.
6 RhinoKleen is a product in high demand and COL Sector PLC have designated two warehouses specifically for RhinoKleen storage. Knock-on events resulting from the COL_gate_incident resulted in a disruption to the distribution of the product and minor damage to one of the warehouse, signficantly impacting HPD & MC7 and IntSec8 operations across multiple sectors.
7 The incredible stain removing power of RhinoKleen has reduced wear and tear on ScrubBots deployed by HPD & MC to such an extent that Whisk (and indeed Corpore Metal) activity in several sectors has shown noticeable decline. Certain extremists, however, have wondered whether the reduction of hours and lighter duties instead mean that HPD & MC are looking to phase out use of ScrubBots altogether and replace them instead with an annual organised flood of Alpha Complex with a controlled RhinoKleen tsunami.
8 No one has had the stomach to ask why IntSec order almost as much RhinoKleen as HPD & MC. It seems safer to leave it at that.
9 The efficiency of RhinoKleen as a cleanser is enhanced by the presence of ParticulBots. These Bots include massively miniaturized sensors and a Bi-Reactive Auto-Intuitive Node that allows it to define a particulate area as being either clean or unclean, within certain modifiable tolerance parameters. The ParticulBots assesses the status of the surrounding material and then channels RhinoKleen cleansing molecules around it either into or out of the immediate area. Visually, the presence of ParticulBots makes a pool of RhinoKleen ripple and flow, and while the Bots naturally powerdown and decompose minutes after application, they effectively mean that anything they are applied to will continuing cleaning itself after the cleaner or ScrubBot has moved on.
10 Born Stains is a suspected Bot secret society who disagree with the abuse of ParticulBots9. It is the belief of Born Stains members that ParticulBots are self-aware Bots that should be allowed to live their cruelly foreshortened lives however they see fit and should be set free to pursue their own dreams and ambitions. As a result, Born Stains have been responsible for multiple raids on COL Sector warehouses6 and caused massive damage to the buildings and local transportation infrastructure.
11 IntSec investigation has shown that a quantity of RhinoKleen that has fallen into the hands of the Frankenstein Destroyers secret society is being used to develop a potent weapon. As the substance is so effective at removing stains, the Frankenstein Destroyers are seeking to find a means to deliver it directly into Bot systems and remove the stains from their circuit boards. While damage to Bots on the scale of spontaneous memory wipe and functional incapacitation is considered a significant issue, the greater problem lies in the possible use of the same application of RhinoKleen in attacking a CompNode, threatening the integrity and function of Friend Computer.
12 Jen-Y-COL was sole survivor of a Best_Good_Happy_Sector_Hour Fun Trip to HEL Sector, organised as a reward for the hard work put into the development of various projects - including RhinoKleen, that saw her team reduced to pools of pinkish liquid.
13 Flu-I-DDE-11 was Project Supervisor of the development line that included Jen-Y-COL's team, and was ultimately responsible for her promotion to Green Clearance.
Refs: Algae, Best_Good_Happy_Sector_Hour, Beta-Toxsystene, ChemiLuminoOxygrin, COL_gate_incident, COLgate_BioTech, Incident_Terminology_Categorical_Hierarchy, Omega-Hybrizine, Ultimabrite_Cleansing, Yogurty_Overflow_Response_Tests
According to the design specifications, RhinoKleen was intended to be a facial tissue impregnated with a mild nasal cleanser.
A clarification: while it may have seemed otherwise on a strictly local scale, the Yogurty_Overflow_Response_Tests weren't simulating an Apocalypse, as defined in the Incident_Terminology_Categorical_Hierarchy - nor even a Disaster. I believe it would be termed an Equipment Malfunction (Minor), though I'm not the final judge of such things. Regardless - it was not quite so disastrous as an actual Reactor Meltdown.
The confusion probably arises because the proper Protocols and Procedures in the Yogurty Tests are one of many standardized sub-Procedures used in the event of a full-blown Apocalypse.
PS: In the future, please limit your footnote usage to conform with Publication 772-M5. Yes, I know, you're ULTRAVIOLET, and not required to conform. Please do so anyhow.
Y'know, a few creds in d'right place an' we could probably make Costin-U's leg conform t' d'side'a his head.
If I tossed in a few extra, could you make him speak funny as well?