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Hmm. It seems that with the level of information about this product, there is almost no need to report on anything else. Purely for informational notice, Jan-U, you might want to be careful which side of your glass is cleaned with what.

It is worth noting that the Zero_Tolerance_Mouthwash_Accident caused a slight decrease of Omega-Hybrizine in some sectors.

"Toothpasty Supplement #5 was created, containing Beta-Toxsystene to improve cleanliness and Omega-Hybrizine for disinfection"

-- Baseline_Dental_Health

"More recently, the term "Holistic Medicine" has also been come to apply to any of the various pharmaceutical substances developed in conjunction with Project Infinite Hole."

-- Holistic_Medicine

"Red wires are everywhere in Alpha Complex, and cutting them willy-nilly can lead to bad things, like a face full of ChemiLuminoOxygrin, Diphenhydromegatoxine, Omega-Hybrizine, Triboromethyloxine and Whitener Compounds."

-- Information_Distortion

"everyone present had been massively dosed with cognition dampening medicines (see Omega-Hybrizine and Xynonull)"

-- Little_Red_Disk

"It began when one of my VIOLET Supervisors was cleaning my Happy Fun Ball with Omega-Hybrizine. She assured me that there would be no side effects, as it was considered to be a safe disinfectant."

See rest of article for possible connections to creation of Laughing Fun.

-- Laughing_Fun

"A cocktail of various mental drugs, notably Omega-Hybrizine and Xynonull, should prevent me from going over the brink of insanity while keeping me conscious enough to record my results."

"The remnants of the drug cocktail have been analyzed. Instead of Omega-Hybrizine and Xynonull, they found traces of Lemonine & Cheerberry-flavored Hot Fun. I did some research, and it seems that the official flavors of Omega-Hybrizine and Xynonull are Lemonine & Cheerberry respectively."

-- Manifesto_Out_of_Space_and_Time


Is this considered done, then?

I'm definitely of the "Omega-Hybrizine is a cleaning product" camp, not the "Omega-Hybrizine is a mental cushioner" camp.

-- Knok-U-OUT-6

I certainly wouldn't consider it done. A collection of references is not the same thing as a topical article, regardless of what the author of this might think.

I agree that Omega-Hybrizine's primary usage seems to be as a disinfectant/cleaning product. This does not preclude its being used as a form of neurosedative, however - though presumably at a rather different concentration.

-- Err-U-DYT-9

--Begin Report--

Sorry about that. Those responsible have been terminated. Some VIOLET Supervisors felt they could handle the job without me. I now have new supervisors.

The above was apparantly done by Q-V-CEE-6, and was her last work. No clones for her. This tasty and much maligned product of Alpha Complex has turned Commie infiltration around in a number of Sectors, namely, DRT and FTH. At first I thought that there was going to be an attack on my supply of Laughing_Fun, or possibly on my replicating recipe, but it turned out that was just a front for a massive switch of the actual Lemonine flavoring with Omega-Hybrizine, by Secret_Societies_Involved_In_the_Toothpaste_Disaster of which Q-V-CEE-6 was in partial charge of. After extensive questioning (although nothing like Drake-U's tastes) she only revealed to me partial information. It seems that the WMD_(Warriors_of_Masked_Dentistry) were planning to use the switched flavoring in the transmission of Viral_Thought_Patterns throughout the Complex. I traced them through Questionable_Credit_Licenses to a werehouse in FAR sector. No clues to the traitors pulling their strings could be found.

-- Screwz-U-BAD-3

Come on, Screwz-U. We all know that werehouses, like werewolves and werebots, are Romantic nonsense that have no place in a factual report.

-- Jan-U-ARY-31

I'm sorry. I had used an old term. To clarify, a PLC Distribution Center.

-- Screwz-U-BAD-3

Are sure they are? I remember seeing a hallway devour a citizen once. At the time, I attributed it to an R&D experiment.

-- Drake-U-LAH-2

References: WMD_(Warriors_of_Masked_Dentistry), Secret_Societies_Involved_In_the_Toothpaste_Disaster, Viral_Thought_Patterns, Laughing_Fun, Questionable_Credit_Licenses

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