I have traced the recent theft of the BAD sector's Uri-Glutonium332 supply to the citizen who calls himself "Ferrous Cook." He appears to have attracted quite following among Alpha Complex's younger citizens. This individual, whose actual identity remains unknown at this time (I blame Omega-U-MAN-5's obsession with the False_Teeth_Conspiracy for this gap in our intelligence), has been observed committing heinous acts of Performance_Art through out Alpha Complex. His imprompt reworkings of conduits and BBB dispensers can only be described as grotesque. Recent reports indicate that he has connections to both the Tuesday_Afternoon_Conspiracy and Committee_IC48934-Q23-HX45
I seem to recall Knok-U-OUT-5 having a small sculpture in his office that reminded me of one of this fiend's "works".
Hm. I believe I know the sculpture you're referring to; it was given to me by one of my VIOLET_Supervisors last year as a thank you gift-- I approved a pet project of his. Of course, when the project consumed 200% of its budget without any sort of results, I had his clone line closed out, the twit, but that's a different story.
I must confess, I had no idea the sculpture in question might have connections to this troubling-sounding individual. It's an ugly little thing, in a sort of vaguely amusing way. You know, like the funny ill-making feeling you get sometimes when you see INFRAREDs trying desperately to learn how to swim now that they've fallen into a Vat for the first time.
Reworkings of conduits and BBB dispensers, you say? The former is entirely out of my scope of interest (being under Power's jurisdiction.. or Tech, I guess) but the latter, I should certainly have heard about. I wonder if this same VIOLET assistant of mine was suppressing news of the Performance_Art from my daily briefs somehow. Damn. I wish I hadn't had him closed out so quickly, so that I could have him terminated now.
Thank you for bring all this to my attention. I'll have the sculpture in question delivered to Internal Security immediately, along with the sealed records on my former assistant; hopefully they can glean a bit more information out of it about this Ferrous Cook fellow.