The presence of uranium-depleted shells in the DOA sector was the first tip that something unusual was going on there. The sector had been abandoned before construction was even completed, but yet, here was evidence that someone was running a low-grade fission pile. Not only that, they were using weapons grade uranium to do it. Given how rare these slugs are, I was pretty sure that I'd found the supplier that the Alpha_Complex_Rifle_Association_(ACRA) had been working with.
My instincts were that this had something do with my old nemeses, the League_of_Extraordinary_Dadaists, perhaps through their offshoot, the WMD_(Warriors_of_Masked_Dentistry). But then I started looking through the sector construction records, and I found that most of the construction clones had been members of the Workers_for_the_Fourth_Intersector_Committee, so there went that theory. Then I found my own signature on some strange requisition orders. . .
-- Kill-U-DED-4
Refs: Alpha_Complex_Rifle_Association_(ACRA), League_of_Extraordinary_Dadaists, WMD_(Warriors_of_Masked_Dentistry), Workers_for_the_Fourth_Intersector_Committee
Commentary:
It's always a bad sign when you find your own signature on strange requisition orders. Or so I've heard. Are you planning on turning yourself in for treason?
-- Jan-U-ARY-31