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Mollusc

Created by Mothra-O-PRL-2 and the Bronson Pinchot Support Group, Mollusc is a durable, waxy substance originally formulated for use as a substitute for venerable Reflec-brand reflective armor. Later experiments at R&D Lab #45FGU, Mollusc also showed potential in the areas mentioned in the entry marked Decay_Preventatives.

"Bulletproof-teeth" was the rallying cry of the B.P.S.G. (although technically, it should have been "lasproof-teeth") and the cadre of cavity commandoes worked 'round the proverbial clock to perfect the formula. A shipment was test-pumped into BAD Sector as a way to procure free and unbiased beta testing of the product. Some casualties resulted - but, hey, them's the breaks, right? Unfortunately for the group, the Complex and ultimately, Friend Computer, the Mollusc project was canned in favor of Toothpasty_Supplement_#5, which quite frankly bites the Big One.

The B.P.S.G. will not go unavenged! So sayeth Brush-U-TTH!

-- Brush-U-TTH-9

Commentary:

Brush...? Is that really you? You look so... young!

-- Knok-U-OUT-6

Ah, yes. Might you be referring to my erstwhile clone "replacement." Ho, ho...what a troublesome one he turned out to be. No matter. The happy-go-lucky fool is bound to run out of credits or favors sometime or another and then I, the original Brush-U will reign supreme. That and I get my old quarters back...these crawlspaces are a tad uncomfortable. Death to all who oppose us!

Have a nice daycycle.

-- Brush-U-TTH-9

Brush-U-TTH-9?

...

I thought you were dead! We all thought we'd seen the last of you when you fled Alpha Complex for the dubious safety of Xavier_Central. What brings you back to the land of the loyal? Please feel free to inform us at length; have no fear of being traced by our Remote_Surveillance_Drones.

-- Jan-U-ARY-31

You thought wrong, Brisco. It took a long time to re-integrate myself back into the warm, pillowy bosom of Alpha Complex but thanks to the hard work of my fellow loyalists at Xavier_Central, I'm back in action.

CloneAlone was instrumental in my escape from the Complex. Back then I was a lowly Indigo-clearance vidcaster on Alpha Network. When traitorous elements in the Network activated my replacement clone before I was actually dead, CloneAlone (with the assistance of XC and the B.P.S.G.) helped me escape when I encountered Brush-U-TTH-10 sitting in my workstation.

-- Brush-U-TTH-9

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