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Decay Preventatives

I have in front of me a report on Decay Preventatives, which I believe to be vitally important to continued well-being of Alpha Complex. It seems that as part of the ADC project, some of our top clones were working on a replacement for Toothpasty_Supplement_#5. One of these possible replacements was code-named The Mollusc and acted as powerful protective coating. In addition to its original purpose in preventing tooth decay, it possessed a myriad of other uses including a floor wax and, due it it's unique flavor, a dessert topping.

I am quite curious as to why Servs-U-RIT-7 ordered this particular line of development halted. Perhaps it has something to with his obsession with the Thirty-one_Official_Flavors?

-- Kill-U-DED-4

While I filed the entry on the ADC project, I personally had no directorship over it. The project was headed by R&D, with representatives from Power, Tech, and HPD&MC aiding them (due to its proposed installation in every dormitory and the necessary indoctrination of citizens in its use). I was not one of these representatives, and my comments about "we" in relevant commentary were from the perspective of Power Services as a group, not myself as an individual member of the team. You seem to be confused. Please accept the soon-to-arrive shipment of Claripsych Tension Reducing Supplement with my compliments.

-- Servs-U

My sources seem to indicate otherwise. I will accept the Claripsych Tension Reducing Supplement, but don't think that this precludes you from my investigation.

-- Kill-U-DED-4

Refs: ADC, Mollusc, Thirty-one_Official_Flavors

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2013-06-13 13:53