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Matt Venzke

Matt Venzke is a mathematician and computer security buff. He has always enjoyed RPGs, and his mathematical appreciation for Lie groups makes him a natural at both PARANOIA and incomprehensible puns.

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OMEGA-U-MAN-5 and 6

Omega-U received his ULTRAVIOLET clearance for his work in drastically reducing the PLC workload with his patented Commie_Catcher_[TM] system. Commie_Catcher_[TM] allows PLC to catch and execute any commie found filing paperwork, freeing PLC from ever having to actually process it. Clone number 5 met his demise under suspicious circumstances while researching the Magic_Hate_Ball

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References to Omega-U

  1. Acidophizz
  2. Anger_Management
  3. Asimov_Circuit_Miniaturization
  4. B3
  5. B4
  6. BenEngelsberg
  7. Bill_of_Pains_and_Penalties
  8. ChemiLuminoOxygrin
  9. Commie_Catcher_[TM]
  10. Commie_Mutant_Traitors
  11. Committee_IC48934-Q23-HX45
  12. CyberHack_Programming_Helmet
  13. DebateIsFutileResolutionForm
  14. Defective_Batch_ACA675T09-XXXX
  15. Denta-Bots
  16. Dentagrip
  17. Easter_Bunny_Device
  18. F334.97A/40+/zRG7_(Mass_Termination_(T#>40)_Request_Form)
  19. False_Teeth_Conspiracy
  20. Ferrous_Cook
  21. Final_Report_of_Err-U-DYT-9
  22. Final_Reports
  23. Foil
  24. Frame-R-UPP-4
  25. GOD_Complex
  26. Ging-I-VTS-5
  27. Halle-B-RTN-4
  28. HighProgrammerBiographies
  29. HighProgrammerDossiers
  30. INFRARED_Citizens
  31. ItemsInQuestion
  32. Karl_Low
  33. KorDrill7
  34. KriegsList
  35. Krypton_Difluoride_Welding_Rods
  36. Latent_Mutation_Suppressant_Deficiency
  37. Laws_of_Alpha_Complex_ed._39/B.3.9
  38. League_of_Extraordinary_Dadaists
  39. LexiconDiscussionPage
  40. LexiconDiscussionPageArchive
  41. Loose-I-FER-1
  42. Low-Clearance_Rights_group
  43. Magic_Hate_Ball
  44. Magic_Hate_Ball/Image
  45. MattVenzke
  46. Mutant_Traps
  47. NextVersion
  48. Ninth_Item
  49. Omega-U-MAN-5
  50. Omega-U-MAN-5_Submits_a_summary_program_to_Friend_Computer
  51. Open_Sores_Community
  52. Party_Omega
  53. Physiological_Effects_of_Happiness_Report
  54. RealWorldPlayers
  55. Remote_Surveillance_Drones
  56. Room_Without_Doors
  57. Secret_Societies_Involved_In_the_Toothpaste_Disaster
  58. Speculative_Ongoing_Subjective_Timeline_of_Events
  59. Syntelligent_Systems
  60. Tuesday_Afternoon_Conspiracy
  61. Vats
  62. Vermilion_Developments
  63. WMD_(Warriors_of_Masked_Dentistry)
  64. Wizards_of_ID
  65. Workers_for_the_Fourth_Intersector_Committee
  66. Xavier_Central
  67. Xynonull
  68. YELLOW-Clearance_Sign
  69. Yahallbesmilin
  70. YesterCycle's_Rivals,_TomorrowCycle's_Enemies
  71. Yogurty_Overflow_Response_Tests
  72. Zen_Deficit_Disorder
  73. Zero_Teeth_Movement


Index Macros

  • We now have macro'd index pages thanks to me! Enjoy! :] Let me know if, after making a phantom page for your entry it does not show up. This is unlikely, but possible, especially if you made a page name that starts with something like "Wiki" (all internal Wiki pages are filtered out by my regexes).

    When you need to make a new page, you'll have to link it in somewhere first and put something there for it to show up. Alternately, you can type in the name of the page you want in the little goto box I put in the links section above and go directly to the page you want, allowing you to create either a whole new page, or a phantom entry, or whatever you want. You can create those boxes, too, just use the [[GoTo]] macro :]


  • I'm made the PhantomTemplate so we can have macros that automagically show you everywhere the phantom has already been referenced. It should make keeping track of these things so much easier! :] Just click on the PhantomTemplate link when making a new page, it's easy! :] Oh yeah, I already updated every single existing phantom page to use that template. I expect that we'll remove that macro after the entry is written, since it's only there as a service to the writer.

    UPDATE: I added some macro magic, because folks were forgetting to fill in the name of the page in either place, forgetting to sign their names, or forgetting to remove this text ... Well, you still have to fill in your name where it says YOUR NAME HERE, and you still have to REMOVE THIS TEXT, but the other two are now taken care of for you via the nifty @PAGE@ macro :]


  • It works now! I had to make a WikiMacroListingOfAllLexiconPages and I will have to periodically cut & paste that back, manually, to my WikiRandomLexiconPage so that the macro [[RandomQuote(WikiRandomLexiconPage)]] gives you a random lexicon page, but all of you can use the macro without having to care about those details! :]

Typo Pages Redirected

  • I used the # REDIRECT command to redirect all of the OrphanedPages that were known to be typo entries. Let me know if there are any others I should redirect :] I'd rather delete them, but I don't seem to have that option. Allen will have to figure that out if they must be deleted. Be sure you don't link to any of them by mistake!


Please tell me about any new user pages, or anything that's showing in the index and shouldn't be. I'll take care of them :] Oh yeah--the children bit I was working on (which would've automated making a "Refs" section) failed. The macro didn't do what I thought it did :[

-- MattVenzke 2004-04-08 22:24:25

Matt... Added a brief page to link to my signature. It's showing up in LexiconAB

-- BenEngelsberg 2004-04-21 16:06:14

Fixed, enjoy! :]

-- MattVenzke 2004-04-21 19:36:10

2013-06-13 13:58