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Loose-I-FER-1

One of the more controversial topics picked up in this forum is that of Loose-I-FER-1, traitor of the GOD_Complex. The question over that particular entry led to not only an association with Flo-U-RID-3 but also a laundry list of traitorous associations, including:

In most sectors, he is known as an information source to Service Firms in HPD&MC and Internal Seccurity, as detailed in the Information_Distortion entry. Somehow, he also seems to have access to manufacturing facilities in HEL sector, where the Supervisory Autonomous Tele-Authority Node (SATAN) used to run GOD_Complex was built. He used his contacts there to have the SATAN Asimov circuitry sabotaged, its polarity reversed.

I believe aspects of this modus operandi should be sought out in other aspects of the case. What about the automatic systems that ran Flo-U-RID-3's quarters and grooming systems? The Transbot brains of the Alternative_Troubleshooter_Team_Insertion_Conduit_(ATTIC) system involved in the Four_Reactor_Foam_Flood? We don't even know that he didn't have something to do with the creation of Defective_Batch_ACA675T09-XXXX, even if Jen-I-COL-3 did in fact have no association with him. I know some preliminary results have come from Internal Security indicating Loose-I-FER-1's treasonous membership in the Frankenstein Destroyers, potentially adding them to the list of Secret_Societies_Involved_In_the_Toothpaste_Disaster. One can only wonder what his involvement in the KorDrill7 project (and possible role in the COL_gate_incident) truly was, and what he knows about its current whereabouts.

Refs: Alternative_Troubleshooter_Team_Insertion_Conduit_(ATTIC), COL_gate_incident, Defective_Batch_ACA675T09-XXXX, Flo-U-RID-3, Four_Reactor_Foam_Flood, GOD_Complex, Halle-B-RTN-4, How-R-YOU-2, Information_Distortion, Jen-I-COL-3, KorDrill7, Rasp-U-TIN-1, Roy-G-BIV, Secret_Societies_Involved_In_the_Toothpaste_Disaster, Vegeta-R-IAN-3

-- Paul-U-LEG-5

Commentary:

I think this guy gets an undeservedly bad reputation too often. Information_Distortion is one of the greatest gifts that we, the upper Clearances, can and do provide for the low-level Citizens, and Loose-I is among the Very Best. Sometimes, of course, we have to cut our Very Best a little slack when they, you know, exceed their normal boundaries a little bit. I'm not talking about permitting treason, of course; I'm just saying... you know, so maybe Loose-I has played it a bit fast and casual now and then, and maybe he mixes it up with some rough company... but do we label him a Traitor just because of the company he keeps? If that's all it takes, well then, I guess we're all Traitors by virtue of the fact that someone on this comission is a murderer and primary conspirator!

-- Knok-U-OUT-6

Ah, yes, but remember that Loose-I-FER-1 can seem a Noble Troubleshooter of Light while committing the Foulest Treason. You will know them by their Computer Approved Fruit Substitutes, and his would seem to be quite foul. In his case, there is known treason, and those associated with him are implicated pretty deeply in similar treason (namely, the Toothpaste_Disaster we're all worried about). Besides, it's not like he's a close, personal friend of yours.... right?

-- Paul-U-LEG-5

Oh, no, of course not. Only ever seen him on vids and the occasional marketing brief.

-- Knok-U

I feel that the reputation here is pretty well deserved. If anything, it's not bad enough... This clone seems to be rather slick about evading accusations of treason. If it wasn't for the incident in the GOD_Complex, I'm sure he would have been an ULTRAVIOLET by now, by hook or by cone rifles, as it were.

-- Omega-U-MAN-5

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2013-06-13 13:58