Nestled deep within the remote HVN sector, this complex is the ultimate ULTRAVIOLET hangout, being off-limits to anyone else with the exception of the robotic servants and those fortunate INFRARED_Citizens who get to be a part of the INFRARED Square. Being so incredibly fabulous and exclusive, as it has no less than seven jacuzzis for every High Programmer, it is not normally accustomed to the assorted misshaps that seem to go on elsewhere. However, some of the ANGELs (Android Nonce Greatness Enforcer Legions) had an altercation with DEMONs (Digitaly Empathetic Mecha-Organic Nurses) when the SATAN (Supervisory Autonomous Tele-Authority Node) controling the DEMONs went haywire, causing the only problems ever reported in the HVN sector.
Later inquiry established that the defect with the SATAN was that its Asimov circuit was malfunctioning, ordering it (and thus the DEMONs under its control) to do the very opposite of normal--that is, to harm those it was intended to help. Some hypothesized that its Asimov circuitry came from Defective_Batch_ACA675T09-XXXX, but after review of the nature of the faults in the circuitry, I believe that to be incorrect, as its polarity was simply reversed, unlike those from the defective batch which had the references to Friend Computer replaced with those of the bot's primary objective.
Instead, I believe that this tampering was more deliberate. In particular, a traitor known as Loose-I-FER-1 appears to have sabotaged the SATAN's Asimov circuit when it was first manufactured in the HEL sector, causing pandemonium to break loose in the HVN sector. For the time being, Suck-U-BYE-3 has managed to take control of all the DEMONs allowing them to continue nursing clones back to health, though they have been relocated to the SNM sector to avoid further damage to the GOD complex. Loose-I-FER-1's reason for doing this is still unclear, though I believes that he was working on creating a promotion for himself by creating a higher-clearance vacancy. IntSec, however, is concerned as to what treason he was committing in INFRARED Square, as he snuck into the GOD complex during the commotion, and was eventually found hiding there. The interrogation may well take some time, however. IntSec only has one clone to work with, as his clone family has been permanently suspended.
Clearly Loose-I-FER-1 would rather rule in HEL than serve in HVN. But what would drive him to such treason? I, for one, can't wait to find out.
In what way is this at all related to the Toothpaste_Disaster?
Or are you simply including this as reference material, due to the alleged-but-disproved link with Defective_Batch_ACA675T09-XXXX?
Loose-I-FER-1 has been seen at various times associating with all of the following clones: Flo-U-RID-3 (shortly and suspiciously before her demise), Halle-B-RTN-4, How-R-YOU-2 (the treasonous one; that defect was corrected in clone 3), Vegeta-R-IAN-3, Rasp-U-TIN-1, and Roy-G-BIV. This list isn't even exhaustive! I'm sure that with more research, Loose-I-FER-1 could be linked to any number of other commies.
I further note that Jen-I-COL-3 was not an associate, so far as I can determine, as well. Considering that Jen-I-COL-3 played a role in providing defective Asimov circuits from Defective_Batch_ACA675T09-XXXX for the Flossbot_Mk_II, this would seem noteworthy as it supports my position that these two sets of defective circuits are quite different. Perhaps we'll learn more about the reverse polarity problems, later.
Considering the level of treason Loose-I-FER-1 has been charged with, and all of these suspicious associations, I had to document this mishap while IntSec finishes the interrogation and hopefully figures out what, exactly, Loose-I-FER-1 was up to. As we all know, treasonous activities are often interrelated on grand scales, so you must not be short-sighted in rooting such things out!