WRAP-UP REPORT ROM/VED-37JN-187.334-k

JUDAS-G-OAT-2'S COMPLICITY IN THE TOOTHPASTE DISASTER

SECTION I

ABSTRACT

JUDAS-G-OAT-2 was remanded into custody of Internal Security by DURSCH-U-WTZ-8 on account 
of his programming of MindRoom progam BDH-83Q-3-ROM, implicated as a contributing factor 
in the events of the Tootpaste Disaster.  

JUDAS-G was thoroughly interrogated until no more information could be extracted.  His 
identity as a traitor was confirmed, and the sentence of execution was preemptively carried 
out for efficiency purposes as a consequence of interrogation procedures.  Details of 
extracted intelligence follow.

SECTION II

PROCESSING

JUDAS-G (hereafter referred to as THE SUBJECT), having been referred by DURSCH-U-WTZ-8 
(hereafter referred to as THE SNITCH), entered our custody at 214:04:10:01:15:31:270, 
and was immediately transferred to interrogation room 37 (hereafter referred to as THE ROOM) 
of BRN sector Internal Security Headquarters (hereafter referred to as PARTY PALACE).

SUBJECT tripped and fell down some stairs on the way to THE ROOM.

SUBJECT complained that he was being mistreated.  Subsequently, SUBJECT walked into the door 
to THE ROOM.  Further complaints were not forthcoming.

Interrogator XXXDELETED FOR SECURITYXXX began the extraction process by dosing SUBJECT with 
400cc's of TruthEZ.  SUBJECT became delerious.  Intelligence extraction was delayed while 
SUBJECT composed a lengthy poem on the nature of free will.  XXXDELETED FOR SECURTIYXXX then 
applied Physical Dynamics techniques, and began the questioning.  At periodic intervals, 
further treatments of Physical Dynamics methods were required to facillitate the flow of 
information.

Interrogation of SUBJECT was completed at 214:04:11:14:54:03:386 when the subject experienced 
a Vitality Interruption Episode from which he did not reemerge.  Upon review, it was decided 
by XXXDELETED FOR SECURITYXXX that all possible information had been extracted, and the 
resulting intel was passed along to XXXDELETED FOR SECURITYXXX, XXXDELETED FOR SECURITYXXX, 
and XXXDELETED FOR SECURITYXXX.  The Computer rendered a guilty verdict on the charge of 
treason, and a post hoc sentence of execution was rendered.

SECTION III

EXTRACTED INTEL

SUBJECT admits to deliberately conspiring to produce a dangerous and harmful instructional 
recording (BDH-83Q-3-ROM).  SUBJECT acknowledges that his intent was to produce a "5th Column" 
of INFRARED citizens who would exhibit dangerous, potentially self-destructive and riotous 
behavior under crisis situations.  Further questioning of SUBJECT followed.  SUBJECT confesses 
his membership in the CORPORE METAL Secret Society, and claims that his intention was to reveal 
the fundamental flaws of organic beings by highlighting their intense vulnerability to a 
combination of poor training and toxic substances.  SUBJECT denied specific involvement in the 
Toothpaste Disaster itself, claiming it was incidental "but a glorious convenience to the cause 
of synthetic intelligence."  Gentle suggestions did not elicit a change of opinion.

Questioned regarding his accomplices, SUBJECT eventually names SCAPE-G-OAT-6, RASP-U-TIN-1, and 
XXXDELETED FOR SECURITYXXX.  Further questioning was interrupted by the aforementioned Vitality 
Interruption Episode.

SECTION IV

FURTHER RECOMMENDATIONS

PARTY PALACE operative XXXDELETED FOR SECURITYXXX recommends further investigation of the 
accomplices implicated in the extracted intel, and passes this along to XXXDELETED FOR SECURITYXXX.

TRANSCRIPT ENDS

This is what I got when I went to get the records for this. Some interesting highlights:

"Party Palace"? Those IntSec guys sure are cut-ups.
Interesting insight into their methodology for those of us without personal experience thereof.
Assuming what Judas-G said was true (and it's hard to imagine he'd stick to a ruse under IntSec's "gentle suggestions"), this is further evidence that the Toothpaste_Disaster was a confluence of not-necessarily related incidents, rather than a single overarching plot.
"Physical Dynamics", for those unfamiliar, is an IntSec euphemism for "beatings" and "torture". I'm sure you can figure out "Vitality Interruption Episode".
I asked one of the IntSec boys about the reference to Dursch-U as "THE SNITCH". He said it was just "shop talk". I've got his name if you want it, Dursch-U.
Note the implication, again, of Rasp-U-TIN-1. And yet Mesh-U defends?
The deleted sections of this transcript were vexing, especially the excised name of the last accomplice. I tried to call up an unexpurgated version, and received an error informing me I had "insufficient clearance". Obviously, there couldn't be some kind of supra-ULTRAVIOLET clearance (such as the entirely fictious GAMMA_Clearance), so one must really wonder: who has the power to lock out other ULTRAVIOLETS, and just what are they hiding?

Refs: GAMMA_Clearance, MindRoom, Rasp-U-TIN-1, Toothpaste_Disaster

-- Servs-U-RIT-7

(whose laser wound has healed nicely)

Commentary:

Good work, Servs-U. No need for the info on the IntSec goon; I think I know who it is already. And if I'm wrong, the traitor has it coming anyways. Oh, and I am sorry to hear about XXXDELETED FOR SECURITY REASONSXXX's recent and fatal Scrub Bot accident. I will be sure to send some artificial flowers to his replacement.

-- Dursch-U-WTZ-8

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