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...on? Hello?

Who are you people? What did you do with "Seven" and... I don't know where "Eight" is, and... uh... Why are there all these piles of money and METro_Cheques everywhere with names on them? Drake-U-LAH... and... there's like fifteen piles of... why do I have all your money? And what the hell is this little robot doing dancing around and asking about... dates and... stuff. Go away! Dammit, go away!

I don't think "Eight" even made it out of the Vulture range... I'm getting the hell out of here. You people are all crazy-dangerous. I'm taking the money and splitting, maybe Outside to this Xavier_Central place I heard about.

-- Knok-U-OUT-9

Refs: METro_Cheques, Xavier_Central

Commentary:

KNOK-U-OUT-7 WON'T BE BOTHERING ANYONE AGAIN

NOR WILL HE BE GIVING AWAY ANY MORE OF OUR LITTLE TRICKS

THE OUS SECTOR CABAL HAS BEEN LIQUIDATED

PLAY NICE, OR YOU'RE NEXT

-- V.E.

LOGFILE #44783.04.05.214

+Precis of IntSec report on Knok-U-OUT:
++Termination of Knok-U-OUT-8,11,12 by Vulture Squadron Bravo 9 during field testing
++GeneScan Image files corrupted with simian DNA, responsible parties not yet traced
++MemoMax tapes wiped, responsible parties not yet traced
++Knok-U-OUT-7 missing, presumed dead
++Knok-U-OUT-9 missing, presumed dead

+Looks like Flo-U-RID-3 all over again.

+Yeah, but this one really had it coming.  Where do we start?

+Who cares?

LOGFILE #49220.04.05.214

+Precis of Armed Forces report from OUTDOORS quadrant 4B/8F:
++Sierra Club gathering discovered, intercepted by Vulture Squadron Delta 4
++11 traitors terminated, see batchfile #55F/25.05.214
++Knok-U-OUT-10 captured, remanded into IntSec custody

+Thank Friend Computer!  The clone line isn't a total loss.  Someone get him to Technical
 Services for a GeneScan and a MemoMax backup, pronto!

+"Pronto"?

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2013-06-13 14:00