QuieTime Sedative Gas Canisters
Six of these were lobbed into my office today, just after I started accessing the files on Zen_Deficit_Disorder. I know I'm on the right track now; I've pieced enough of this puzzle together that the traitors behing the Toothpaste Disaster have decided to take drastic action and eliminate me. The depths of their treachery knows no bounds. I'm certain this has something to with the League_of_Extraordinary_Dadaists and the Tuesday_Afternoon_Conspiracy, especially because the canisters were signed by each of these groups. What is it about Zen_Deficit_Disorder that they don't want me know?
Fortunately, I was familiar enough with these devices from my Troubleshooter days. If you hold two them end to end, the heat generated by the chemical reaction will fuse the housings together and contain the gas. Now if they'd tossed an odd number, I might have been in trouble. . .
Refs: League_of_Extraordinary_Dadaists, Tuesday_Afternoon_Conspiracy, Zen_Deficit_Disorder
--Kill-U-DED-4
Commentary:
I believe that QuieTime Sedative Gas was designed by Jen-I-COL-3 during her tenure at COLgate_BioTech.
-- Jan-U-ARY-31
Interesting data on fusing the housings together. How did you manage to do so with three pairs at once?
Do you truly believe that the League_of_Extraordinary_Dadaists and the Tuesday_Afternoon_Conspiracy would sign items used to attack a High Programmer?
-- Err-U-DYT-9