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Power Pops

Computer damn them! I can't get that hideous music out of my head!

A miserable offshoot of the Romantics secret society dedicated to driving our citizens out of their minds by WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!? belting out bad songs from Old Reckoning times. Although their dancing is appealing, their music mashes together notes and lyrics LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU CAN SING WHEN I CHOKE YOU DEATH! into audio Infrared gruel.

Most of their members are lower-clearance citizens, drugged out of their minds and dedicated to performing "flash concerts". I doubt these citizens could carry a tune, much less cause major acts of GET ME SOME DAMN EARPLUGS! treason. Their greatest threat to Alpha Complex are incidents of increased happiness from their incessant SCREECHING!

Conclusion: Their only links to the Toothpaste Disaster is their sudden spike in membership after the success of Rand-Y-ROK_&_The_ROKbots and the membership of Jen-I-COL-3 in the group. I believe Jen-I used her membership in this group as a cover to distract us from her other activities and get herself on good terms with Flo-U-RID-3.

Suggest Punishment for Membership: Ripping out their tongues.


Refs: Flo-U-RID-3, Jen-I-COL-3, Rand-Y-ROK_&_The_ROKbots



2013-06-13 14:00