Phantom entry by Toothy-U-NIX / No reference found
Any treasonous references to a rumored misspelled version of this page will be met with severe summary execution.
Shouldn't this be "Committees' Decision On the Items in Question?"
Shouldn't that have been Shouldn't this be "Committees' Decision On the Items in Question"? with the question mark outside of the double quote? More treasonous ignorance of Friend Computer's 100% efficient Spell-O-Gram document checker.
Why do we still have a floating "C" entry?
A good question, and one that is (I believe) inherently tied to the nature of the ItemsInQuestion themselves-- suffice it to say, I am convinced that elements of the "committee" regarding the Items, and its so-called "decision" regarding them, led directly or indirectly to the recent, unthinkably complete, death of Flo-U-RID-3. The membership list of that particular committee remains sealed-- at the orders of the ULTRAVIOLETs who sat on it-- and I've had little success so far "convincing" Friend Computer to unseal the list. But I believe I will succeed in the next couple of days, with some rather expensive help from CPU, and I won't be the least bit surprised if the membership of the Committee on the ItemsInQuestion contains some very familiar names.
I believe I was mistaken, there was no entry with this title. In fact, uhh, there was probably really no committee, and naturally no decision, and now that I think about it, the items were never In Question at all. Heh, my bad, nothing to see here. Forget I ever mentioned it. Stop investigating. We all saw what happened to Knock-U-OUT-5.