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Xyrens are annoying devices used to direct many people in a sector at once when individual contact by Friend Computer would not be efficient. Each xyren is capable of producing over 3,000 distinct sounds, which can create a complete instructional language. Clones are so used to following the orders of the xyrens that the system has occasionally been put to non-traditional uses, such as dance-crazes (see Im_w/stupid) and occasional acts of treason. You are right. This is the dullest report I’ve ever had to file. It barely has anything to do with the Toothpaste_Disaster at all. Enkid-U-RUK-4, go ahead and make the drop; payment for Lenin's_Tooth will be forthcoming in the amount previously specified. Also, if you have any information on the current whereabouts of the ItemsInQuestion, I am willing to pay in cash or processing time. Xyrens 200, the latest production model has overcome many of these failings, but are notoriously prone to hacking from outside sources.

-- Dursch-U-WTZ-8


Drop? Payment? Are you using this report to cut illicit deals? How tacky!

-- Jan-U-ARY-31

You know, Jan-U, for a brain in a jar you've sure got a lot of lip.

-- Dursch-U

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