Xyrens are annoying devices used to direct many people in a sector at once when individual contact by Friend Computer would not be efficient. Each xyren is capable of producing over 3,000 distinct sounds, which can create a complete instructional language. Clones are so used to following the orders of the xyrens that the system has occasionally been put to non-traditional uses, such as dance-crazes (see Im_w/stupid) and occasional acts of treason. You are right. This is the dullest report Ive ever had to file. It barely has anything to do with the Toothpaste_Disaster at all. Enkid-U-RUK-4, go ahead and make the drop; payment for Lenin's_Tooth will be forthcoming in the amount previously specified. Also, if you have any information on the current whereabouts of the ItemsInQuestion, I am willing to pay in cash or processing time. Xyrens 200, the latest production model has overcome many of these failings, but are notoriously prone to hacking from outside sources.
Drop? Payment? Are you using this report to cut illicit deals? How tacky!
You know, Jan-U, for a brain in a jar you've sure got a lot of lip.