Josh Moretto
Email: <jbm17ATcornellDOTedu>
Josh Moretto is a 25-year-old college graduate searching for (and failing to find) a place in the Bush economy. Having spent college proving he could read (English degree), he now struggles to turn this into some means by which he can feed, clothe, and shelter himself. Naturally, he has decided to write things for free on the grounds that it's at least good practice. His character for the Toothpaste Disaster Report is Servs-U-RIT-7. If anybody knows where he can find a half-decent job with a wage he can live on, he would sure like to know.
Servs-U-RIT-7
Servs-U spent years as an unassuming middle-clearance bureaucrat within Power Services before a string of completely unprecedented and tragically fatal systems failures claimed the lives of all his superiors in TRP sector. Fortunately for the citizens of the sector, Servs-U (then Servs-G) was ready to step in and put things right. His selfless service in a time of crisis was amply rewarded, and it wasn't long (only a couple of clones and a few well-timed anti-Commie pogroms of sector Power management) before he was promoted to High Programmer status.
Entries Written:
ADC
Commie_Catcher_[TM]
Fictional_Troubleshooter_Clearance
Galvanic_Accelerant_Dip
InfoGlyph
Legion_of_Ultraviolence
Mesolimbic_Aggregate_Dysfunction
Project_Infinite_Hole
Phantoms Created:
Decay_Preventatives
Low-Clearance_Rights_group
Mnemonic_Meltdown
PopRox_Massacre
Sector_Decontamination_Request_429-79
Superconductive_Solution_SIGMA
Total_Oral_Cleansing
Vulture_Squadron_Bravo_9
Zapr-U-DER_Film
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