Yogurty Overflow Response Tests
DURSCH-U-WTZ-8 seems to have been just as treasonous as ENKID-U-RUK-4, and has also been terminated for failing to file a report. One can only wonder if his clone line will survive at this rate. In any event, this was a safety drill proposed by Err-U-DYT-9 to make us more ready in the event of future disasters. Perhaps had DURSCH-U-WTZ-8 spent more time with such preparations, he would not be in the situation he is in now1.
I last saw him, before his termination, with glazed eyes and a blank expression. I almost thought that an INFRARED had managed to treasonously get ahold of ULTRAVIOLET clothing. (1)
-- Omega-U-MAN-5