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Xynonull

FROM THE HPD-BRAINBUDZ POCKET GUIDE TO PSYCHOACTIVE CHEMICALS

BEGIN REPORT BY JAN-U

Xynonull addiction is the single greatest danger to Alpha Complex as we know it.1 Abuse of the drug has spread across all service groups and security clearances. Given its primary function as a cognition dampener, the danger such abuse poses should be clear.

Friend Computer frowns upon the recreational use of cognition-dampening pharmaceuticals by high-clearance clones in sensitive positions. However, INFRARED_Citizens consume enormous quantities of Xynonull on a regular basis, which makes it difficult to monitor the supply. INFRAREDs often remain addicted even after being promoted to RED, and so persist in their abuse of the drug. Any number of “user errors” may be attributed to on-the-job Xynonull abuse by higher-clearance clones.

Xynonull was designed by a team under Toothy-U-NIX-3, personally approved by Brush-U-TTH-32, and is mass-produced by MegaMAN Pharmaceuticals, a Service Firm directly controlled by Omega-U-MAN-5.

CORRELATIONS BETWEEN XYNONULL ABUSE AND THE TOOTHPASTE DISASTER

RECOMMENDATIONS

Xynonull should only be administered by a licensed DocBot or physician. In addition, all manufacture of Hydropsionic Acid should be discontinued. Seriously, why are we making a drug whose only function is to enhance psionic mutations? Yes, Screwz-U, I’m talking to you. We only keep manufacturing the stuff because you keep shoehorning it into the Six Monthcycle Plan. Would you please stop?

-- Jan-U-ARY-31

Footnotes:

  1. Except for Communism, mutation, treason, and HPD&MC. (1)

  2. Not that his inhibitions against treason were all that strong to begin with. (2)

  3. Psionic Mutation Syndrome remains a periodic problem in MOR and OUT sectors. (3)

  4. Very badly. (4)

  5. Hence the high fatality rate among R&D personnel. (5)

Commentary:

I have come across two interesting consequences of Xynonull's primary effects:

All in all, I agree with you - the cost of Xynonull usage substantially outweighs its benefits, and it should be administered only under authorized supervision.

-- Err-U-DYT-9

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2013-06-13 14:00