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Omega-U-MAN-5 Submits a summary program to Friend Computer

Clearance: GAMMA

GAMMA log of Omega-U-MAN-5's last known programming session follows. Continue to pretend that he's really one of us.

-- GAMMA_HP_AV


Terminal ZXY-555 compile omega.bbb --clearance:ULTRAVIOLET --priority:1 --link:/usr/src/omega

Reading file ...

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using omega.subs;
using omega.data;
using computer.subs;
using computer.data;
using sys.ptrace;

START_MARKER
while (ptrace(PTRACE_TRACEME, 0, 0, 0) >= 0) {
  // Program not being monitored by other High Programmers.
  foreach $hp (@highprogrammers)  {
    if ($hp != "Omega-U-MAN")
      mark_as_suspected_traitor($hp);
      $personal_records{$hp} += manufacture_evidence(IDD_TREASONOUS);
    } else {
      foreach $record ($personal_records{"Omega-U-MAN"}) {
        if (is_treasonous($record)) delete_record("Omega-U-MAN", $record);
      }
      $personal_records{"Omega-U-MAN"} += manufacture_evidence(IDD_COMMENDATIONS);
    }
  }

  foreach $terminal (@terms) {
    if not (is_personal_terminal($terminal)) {
      open_rsh($terminal, ULTRAVIOLET);
      execv(TERM, "nohup apt-get-install Omegalog.app &");
      execv(TERM, "nohup Omegalog.app --stealth-mode --logto:omega.man --port:555 &")
      close_rsh(TERM);
    }
  }

  for (1 .. 20) {
    assign_blame(random_clone(INFRARED, BLUE));
  }

  exit(0);
}

// Being traced!  Remove evidence.
omega_bzero(START_MARKER, END_MARKER);
END_MARKER

while (1) {
  // Give them infinite errors, so they'll eventually get
  // ERROR 748:  Commie detected!  Report for termination.
  $r = random();
  $e = error_msg($r);
  print "ERROR $r: $e";
}
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Finished.  Compiled output to omega.app

Terminal ZXY-555 echo "59 17 1,10,20,30 * * /home/omega/omega.app" >> /var/spool/cron/crontabs/omega

Terminal ZXY-555 logout

Final_Reports


2013-06-13 13:58