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We all know of the tremendous job that the Green Bonnets have done against various types of commie scum during our lifecycles. We all know that they had no treasonous genetic similarities to the perpetrators of the Fluoride_Incident, as evidenced by their recent testing on the popular HPD & MC entertainment program, This is your Genome!, where the host, Edwa-R-DSS-3 and his co-host Edwa-R-DSS-4 would talk about the various levels of treason associated with common genetic sequences, then surprise and capture a vidstar, or a well-known scientist, remove something inconsequential, such as finger, or a few hairs, then compare the result of a dna scan to this week's new treasonous sequences. Clones in the audience are invited (ok, ordered) to scan their neighbors for treasonous dna along at home.

In any case, for those of you who were not watching last weekcycle, the Green Bonnets, not too happy at being treated disrespectfully by a lower clearance citizen, ordered Edwa-R to throw himself into the gene sequencer, after which, the show was entirely cancelled. It's too bad. I really liked that show.

Anyway, on the subject of the Toothpaste_Disaster. My opinion is that the Green Bonnets certainly did NOT contribute to the worsening of the ToothpasteRebellion, regardless of what certain disloyal colleagues of mine say. They worked their way up the ranks of trouble shooting with profound dedication, and deserve every ounce of respect that their green lacy headpieces command. Do not forget the commander's award of the green velvet ruffles, given only to Green Bonnet team commanders whose team exhibits ratings among the top 3% on the Joyometers.

--- Toothy-U-NIX-4

Refs: Toothpaste_Disaster,ToothpasteRebellion,Fluoride_Incident,Joyometers

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2013-06-13 13:58